[britney]

“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”

[rachelkiley]

I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.

[cursedkennedy]

shes taking courses so she can help her son w/ his homework like thats honestly heartwarming that she’s placing that level of importance on not just completing homework but making sure her kids learn and understand like honestly thats such a great thing to do as a parent im so happy for her

[lost-in-my-own-head]

Fucking finally. A ray of fucking hope.

[thatbritishlass]

This woman means so much to me and I’m so happy that she gets to be as happy and content as she has always deserved

[sweetsiddaleigh]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

[nidoqueeen]

literally every person on tumblr.

[alaskaisnotlost]

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

[househunting]

$2706 USD/3 br

Rotorua, NZ

[zrunkinlove]

If you out and you get a bad feeling, go home immediately

[bilegirl]

bich… i have anxiety… everythings a bad feeling

[micdotcom]

And finally, she changed the lives of military families.

MYSTERY STORY TIME

[latinkilledtheromans]

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

• me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you
• husband: we have been married for 23 years

[batblush]

Found this beautiful spot under an old tree with vast branches, just tucked away in the woods near my house. I may not have ever found it if I weren’t out hunting pokémon!

I want your attention

Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time.

Johanna de Silentio  (via crazeist)